(Fanfic) Gifting the wonderful world with blessings! Volume 7 Chapter 5

Gifting this bride with blessing!

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Translator: Skythewood
Editors: Darkdhaos, TaintedDreams, Deus Ex-Machina

Part 1

 

The town was buzzing these past few days.

 

The landlord who was infamous for being a miser seemed to have spent a lot of money to announce his wedding, building a festive mood.

 

He seemed to be sealing the all the retreat routes so Darkness couldn’t change her mind.

 

The date of the wedding was set and announced.

 

The landlord probably couldn’t wait, setting the date of the ceremony one week later without any regards for anything else.

 

He must be anxiously waiting for his wedding day with Darkness to come.

 

“Kazuma. I already asked plenty of times, but is this okay? Really okay? Really really okay?”

 

Megumin pressed me as I kept making all sorts of prototypes.

 

I mixed the sap of a plant named tar plant together with the digestive fluid of slimes, working hard on developing a new product.

 

By combining the two, I could create a half dried vinyl material,

 

I worked nonstop.

 

“I’ve already said many times, I can’t do anything if she’s so stubborn about it. There’s still a week left, if she comes to me crying, I’ll think of something. If not, I won’t worry about it.”

 

After saying that, I blew air into the small vinyl droplet.

 

The process wasn’t easy.

 

Surely, there may be another method to mass-produce this more easily, but since now I’m in the stage of making a trial product I’ll just bear with it.

 

Aqua who was sitting at the side didn’t pay any attention to Megumin and me bantering, singing her song as she cradled her egg on the couch.

 

It was annoying, but letting her be was better than her interfering with my prototypes.

 

But for some reason, I was a bit mad that her singing was quite good.

 

… Megumin picked up the prototype I was making.

 

“Stop fooling around, you should think about it more seriously! I won’t acknowledge this! If you are just going to sit idly by, I have my own plans too!”

 

Megumin then gripped the prototype she took from me tightly.

 

“Hey, don’t cause any trouble alright? If you go too far with your stupid plans, it will trouble Darkness. Darkness asked me to rein you and Aqua in… Alright, give that back. I’ve spent a lot of time since this morning to make it.”

 

Coaxing the angry Megumin, I reached out my hand, prompting her to return that thing to me.

 

“… What is this?”

 

Megumin fiddled with that thing as she observed it.

 

“I’m creating something known as bubble wrap from my country. It feels different because of the material and the way it is made, I still think it is workable.”

 

Megumin listened to my explanation carefully.

 

“… What is it used for?”

 

She asked moodily.

 

“It is meant to be popped. By popping it one at a time, your heart will become peaceful.”

 

“… That’s it?”

 

“That’s it.”

 

……

 

Megumin squeezed the bubble wrap I spent a long time making like a broken rag.

 

“Ahhh—!!”

 

“What the hell—!?”

 

I screamed when I saw Megumin popping the entire bubble wrap in one go with a yell.

 

She exhaled with satisfaction, smoothed out the ball of bubble wrap and returned it to me.

 

“… This does help one to calm down. I feel a little better.”

 

Megumin left briskly as I knelt onto the ground weakly.

 

T-the thing I spent so much time making was…!

 

Aqua who ignored our interaction sang:

 

“That’s the way the money goes. Pop, goes the weasel—”

<TL: Supposed to be japanese nursery rhymths.>

 

“Shut up!”

 

Even my outburst felt annoying.

 

… Damn it!

 

Why did I vent this out on Aqua, why was I so irritable!

 

Part 2

 

— Six days left before Darkness’ wedding ceremony.

 

“Excuse me, is there a Satou Kazuma-sama here?”

 

I was shutting myself in when a middle aged butler visited.

 

“Who is it? … Wait, I’ve met you before.”

 

That’s right, I recall that he was a butler serving in House Dustiness.

 

“It’s been a while, I am the head butler of House Dustiness, Hagen. I have something to discuss with Kazuma-sama today…”

 

Looking for me?

 

Could it be, Darkness finally got off her high horse and was seeking help from me?

 

Contrary to my faint expectation, the butler named Hagen lowered his head.

 

“Actually, we have been receiving mail like this every day.”

 

He said as he handed a letter to me.

 

I opened and browse through it…

 

“I am very sorry! I will teach that dumb broad a lesson!”

 

“No, it’s fine. It’s just that it would be bad if such letters are sent to the house of the landlord, that’s why I am here before it escalates that far.”

 

I crumpled the letter and bowed my head deeply at Hagen.

 

After seeing off Hagen who left after performing his task, I looked at the crumpled letter again.

 

“A notice to the Dustiness House. According to reliable sources, a boss of the Demon King’s Army might perform a terrorist attack on the Church of Eris in Axel. The day of the attack is the day of the ceremony. If you do not stop the wedding, the Church will be blown away by explosion magic. Please take this warning seriously… From a certain earnest mage.”

 

“Megumin! I have something to tell you, open the door!”

 

With the threatening letter in hand, I roared at Megumin’s room.

 

— Four days before the wedding.

 

“Alright, next! A Rookie Killer bigger than the bag itself will come out of it!”

 

“Are you trying to die by releasing that thing!? What the hell are you doing, get over here!”

 

Right in front of Darkness’ house, I grabbed Aqua who was doing a strange performance in front of a huge crowd.

 

“Hey, what are you doing Kazuma, let go! I even submitted a request to capture a Rookie Killer just for this okay? That aside, look at all these people!! All of them are here to watch my performance.”

 

“That’s why they asked me to come here, don’t cause trouble by doing this in front of other people’s homes, stop it! Why are you even doing this!?”

 

Aqua was cheered on by a massive turnout, and donations came flying from everywhere.

 

“Ah, please don’t tip me, I am not a busker, I don’t take donations… Kazuma, this is a plan to lure Darkness out of the mansion.”

 

Aqua rejected the donations honestly as she whispered into my ear.

 

This girl, could it be…

 

“You are performing here in order to attract Darkness’ attention?”

 

“That’s it! Think about it, don’t you know about the story of the sun goddess’ cave? A certain goddess threw a tantrum and became a hikkikomori, but she was lured by the singing and dancing of a party, got tricked, and dragged out.”

 

“I heard about that before, but do all the gods in this world like parties? Not all goddesses are like you.”

 

Aqua ignored my retort and faced towards Darkness’ house.

 

“I noticed that the curtain in that room has been shaking from just now. It must be the curious Darkness who is peeking. Hey~! Darkness, can you hear me!? Come on out~! Quick, you will regret it if you don’t come and see! You can get to see my secret technique now! … Ah, hey Kazuma, what are you doing, unhand me!”

 

“Like I said, they came to me to complain, so stop performing in front of their house! Alright, time to go!”

 

“Don’t wanna! If Darkness doesn’t come out, I will perform here every day!! Go away if you are here to hinder me! Go on, shoo!!”

 

By the time I dragged the unnaturally stubborn Aqua home, the sun had already set.

 

— Two days before the wedding.

 

“I’m home…”

 

“Welcome back. Don’t do anything stupid again.”

 

Megumin who just came home stood listlessly at the door.

 

Disregarding my advice, she sent a threatening letter to the landlord’s home in the end, and was detained until today.

 

“Thanks to the people from Darkness’ House, I was given an exceptional release…”

 

“You wanted to help Darkness, but were saved by her instead. I know how you feel, but don’t be reckless now. Both you and Aqua are doing nothing but trouble alright?”

 

I nagged at Megumin while developing new merchandise today too.

 

By the way, Aqua ran off to Darkness’ home today as well.

 

Recently, stalls had sprung up around Darkness’ home, turning into a tiny attraction.

 

“As expected, Aqua and I couldn’t achieve much. Kazuma, it’s about time you helped us interfere with the wedding, right?”

 

Megumin wobbled to the couch and collapsed onto it, saying these kind of things again tiredly.

 

“… I’ll go if Darkness asks for my help.”

 

When she heard that, Megumin jumped up.

 

“You inhumane bastard! Although you are known as Scumzuma and Trashzuma in town, I still thought that you are someone who wouldn’t leave your friends in a ditch, and would help when it is time to do so!”

 

She started her verbal attack on me as I meddled with my new product.

 

“Hey, can you tell me the names of the ones calling me by those names? It is about time I settle things with them.”

 

Megumin sunk into the couch once again.

 

“At a time like this, the person I like would say ‘it can’t be helped’ in an irritated tone, and would come up with a plan. That’s the kind of man he is. He shouldn’t be someone who keeps throwing tantrums.”

 

“D-don’t think I’ll help you just by hinting that you like me okay? I won’t be fooled so easily.”

 

To conceal my surprise at the sudden confession, I pointed at the product I was making to soothe her.

 

“Don’t be so mad, give this a try. This thing here is a punching bag, used to vent one’s stress. It’s made with real leather alright? The only material that could be used is real leather though.”

 

To calm Megumin down, I pointed to the standing punching bag filled with sand and covered with real leather.

 

Megumin was intrigued when she heard the word vent.

 

“How do you use this?”

 

“Simple. Just attack it. Punching or kicking will work. Ahh, let me be clear, spells are prohibited. I think you should know this common sense.”

 

After finishing my work, I joked as I walked towards the kitchen to make some tea and rest…

 

“Take this ahhh!”

 

“!?”

 

When I heard Megumin’s warcry, I had an ominous feeling and looked back.

 

“Hee… I feel a little bit battled. Excuse me, please make another one.”

 

“Why did you use a knife!! Didn’t I tell you to punch or kick it!”

 

With my utility knife in her hand, Megumin stood at the side with a satisfied look. As for the punching bag, it turned into trash now.

 

Part 3

 

— I kept developing new merchandise nonstop, as if I was protesting the days without Darkness.

 

And the day was finally here.

 

Today was Darkness’ wedding day.

 

In the end, she didn’t come to us for help.

 

“Let’s go Kazuma! We will destroy the ceremony! … Hehehe, a spell accidentally flies over and blow up the church, or a spell accidentally making the landlord’s mansion explode, such things are quite common.”

 

“Hey, don’t do that. Not just debts, you really will become a criminal.”

 

In order to discuss things with Vanir, I was busy arranging the products I made on the table of the living room.

 

My time spent crafting all sorts of item was also coming to an end.

 

I couldn’t think of any more ideas.

 

All sorts of design plans and efficient production methods.

 

I didn’t really understand the details of farming, but I wrote down the basic knowledge I knew as a Japanese without hesitation.

 

Darkness’ wedding ceremony seemed to be scheduled for this afternoon, but I had no intention of attending.

 

Since she didn’t ask for aid, it wasn’t appropriate for me to barge in.

 

I was acting out of spite meaninglessly.

 

I knew that, but…

 

Megumin looked at me with a vexed expression, gripping her staff tightly as she said:

 

“The person I like isn’t someone who would keep wallowing in depression! Kazuma! Are you fine with Darkness marrying the landlord!? Are you fine with the landlord doing whatever he wants with Darkness!?”

 

“It! Is! Not! Fine!”

 

I yell at Megumin in response.

 

Megumin was shocked by my outburst and backed away, stopping her movement.

 

“It is not fine, I don’t like that guy getting Darkness either! He’s ugly and has a bad reputation! You should know that! That old man got his hands on cute girls and good women through unscrupulous means, then chased them away with a token breakup fee after he had enough! Worst of all, despite his insidious behaviour, the decisive evidence is always missing for some reason!”

 

Megumin lowered her head quietly when she heard what I said.

 

“Sorry. So you investigated the person Darkness is going to wed…”

 

I tried finding out about him, and that landlord was worse than I imagined.

 

Even an amateur like me found out all sorts of things.

 

Taking bribes and extorting others.

 

However, the key factor was the lack of evidence.

 

The women who were victimized refused to talk about it, and the lack of proof meant the kingdom couldn’t do anything about that old man.

 

I heard that Darkness’ dad was posted here to monitor the landlord in order to dig up decisive evidence.

 

Megumin held her staff tightly.

 

“That means we can’t just ignore this right? Kazuma, can’t you think of any underhanded plan? Like you did for the hapless party before, think of something?”

 

… Underhanded plan huh, just in what light does she sees me.

 

“But I couldn’t do anything this time. First of all, Darkness didn’t tell me how much she owed, so I have no idea at all. Next, even if I raised the money, I can’t convince Darkness. That stubborn girl won’t be willing to accept the money. And finally…”

 

Megumin was confused.

 

“Finally?”

 

“This is a wedding ceremony between nobles. The security is tight, so we can’t go near it… Or rather, that is the reason why I have been waiting for Darkness to ask for my help. As for Darkness’ house, they strengthened their security after I broke in last time, so I can’t get in again.”

 

I wasn’t bothered by this until now, but I can feel the difference in status right now.

 

I didn’t want the dumbfounded Megumin to continue staring at my expression, and averted my face.

 

My back was probably giving off the sorrow of a man who had been robbed of someone he likes.

 

“Darkness’ father fell sick, so we will be rejected even if we seek an audience with him… I don’t have any ties with nobles that would allow me to enter the venue where the ceremony would take place… I’m just a commoner after all.”

 

I thought about using the relationship I fostered in the capital, but even if I ask Iris, she wouldn’t be able to do anything if both parties were willing to marry.

 

Our statuses were different after all.

 

Also, it was a miracle that we could adventure together with Darkness for so long despite coming from completely different worlds.

 

After I made these excuses…

 

“I understand. I know that Kazuma investigated the groom and did what you can. That is enough for me.”

 

Megumin sneaked a peek at my listless expression and showed a relieved smile for some reason.

 

“I will think about it seriously and take a path I won’t regret. Kazuma, please think it through carefully too, and take a path you won’t regret…”

 

Megumin probably ate something weird and was acting strange. She used a sincere voice unlike her usual self, and was like a real wise Mage in her tone.

 

I was speechless as Megumin went out briskly.

 

… Should I stop her?

 

No, I couldn’t do that anymore.

 

After seeing Megumin off, I stood alone in the vast mansion.

 

It was rare for Aqua to have guests.

 

Right now, she was talking to the guest in her room on the second floor.

 

It seemed that she received a sudden job request, but I wasn’t in the mood to help Aqua today.

 

Everyone who didn’t have much to do would gather in the living room and spend our time lazily.

 

Staying here alone really made this house seem so big and lonely.

 

… It couldn’t be helped.

 

Adventuring together with a noble lady was something I would never imagine when I was still in Japan.

 

Life wouldn’t be so smooth, that’s how reality was right now.

 

I sat down on the couch and sighed deeply.

 

The door suddenly opened with a bang, destroying this melancholic mood.

 

The one who appeared was—

 

“Thank thee for thy patronage! Forget about the unreliable goddess, the devil who can see through everything is here to help thou. Weep tears of joy for moi visit, and cheer as much as thee wish. Come, let moi see the various knowledge possessed by thou!”

 

Part 4

 

“Hey, bring the beautiful shop owner over here! Change, change! Why must I discuss business with you when I am feeling down!? I want the beautiful shop owner! Wiz! Give me Wiz!”

 

I sat down opposite Vanir in the living room while I was saying that.

 

“Right now, she is busy tending the shop while crying, saying that she ‘wants to sleep longer’. Unexpectedly this had the effect of ‘the owner who is crying as she works is so cute’ and ‘She will cry tears of joy if the merchandise sells well! Buy buy buy!’, which made moi extremely happy. Also, it is impossible for that debt creation machine to negotiate business with others. Yesterday, moi was feeling charitable and gave her a short break, but I only took moi eyes off her for a moment and she brought in these pendants, saying that she wants to sell them to adventurer couples.”

 

“What kind of pendants?”

 

“These are pendants that will explode by burning the last shred of the person’s life who is on the verge of dying. The underlying principle is ‘sacrificing your life to protect the ones you most cherish at the final moment…’ Isn’t that romantic, she kept going ‘hyaa’, ‘hyaa’ excitedly. However, this thing is too powerful, not just the enemy, even the person you are protecting will be blown away. It really makes moi doubt the owner’s business sense. Thou want one?”

 

“… I-I will pass… That aside, what do you mean about helping me?”

 

Vanir didn’t answer my question.

 

“Leave that aside for now. Bring out the goods first. Moi will use my eyes to see through the appropriate price… However, moi have already prepared the money that will satisfy thee.”

 

He said while tapping his small black bag.

 

The devil who could see through everything was really efficient.

 

“That might be so, but I might still haggle with you. This is the compilation of all the knowledge I have. It should be obvious that I have no intention of selling it cheap.”

 

If I couldn’t save Darkness, there was no meaning in selling them.

 

Vanir said in a tone as if he had seen through everything.

 

“The man who wants to rescue the armour girl very much but is afraid of being rejected. The devil Vanir who can see through everything announce this here. Thou will relinquish all thy intellectual property rights in exchange for what is inside this bag.”

 

… The devil who can see through everything is really troublesome.

 

Vanir stuff all the design plans, prototypes and intellectual property rights certificate I handed to him into his huge bag without even checking them.

 

There was no need to do so for him.

 

By the way, I didn’t say I would sell them yet…

 

… Because he is a devil who can see through everything?

 

“Hey Vanir, you know everything right?”

 

I pretended to be chatting casually as I asked Vanir who was stuffing the documents into his bag.

 

Vanir didn’t even look at me as he kept stuffing his bag and said:

 

“Hmm. Not everything, but moi can see through most of it. For example, moi knows what thou art going to ask next. Why did the armour girl you care so much about owed a huge debt to the landlord. Is there any way to save her. Why isn’t there any evidence despite all the landlord’s wrongdoings.”

 

I gulped.

 

“… Hey, even though you are a devil…”

 

“Even though moi art a devil, why art moi aiding you without anything to gain? Is moi plotting something… Of course there is. Moi art a devil after all. For example, in order to buy the valuable intellectual property thou art keeping on hand for emergencies at a bargain,”

 

Vanir not moving his hands and smiled at me.

 

Tch, this bastard.

 

“You can’t do anything if I don’t sell it. Instead of that, if you know something that I want, then just tell me.”

 

“Alright alright. Well then, moi will reveal the truth to thee! For example, what type and colour the shop owner is wearing today! Hahaha, just kidding… Hmm? The delicious negative emotions didn’t flow out.”

 

“Please tell me about that later.”

 

“O-Okay… Well then, I will tell thou the things thee really want to know. The armour girl is in debt because…”

 

“Sacred Exorcism!”

 

Aqua’s voice suddenly cut Vanir off.

 

At the same time, Vanir was surrounded by a pillar of light.

 

After the light disappeared, only Vanir’s mask was left spinning on the ground with clanking sound.

 

“Hey Vanir! You’re an arch devil right!? It is fine, you won’t die because of an attack from the goddess of toilets right!? Wake up!”

 

“What!? I take my eyes off you for just a moment and Kazuma gets brainwashed by a devil!? Hey, why are you helping the devil!? And I am the goddess of water!”

 

She probably saw Vanir when she was walking down the stairs and threw her spell at him.

 

Aqua kept her pose after casting her spell while she was shouting all that.

 

This bitch always does unnecessary things during crucial moments!

 

A familiar middle aged man was behind Aqua.

 

He was House Dustiness’ butler who came to complain every day recently.

 

I didn’t know what kind of job request he had for Aqua, but he was surprised by the situation before him.

 

Right before my eyes, Vanir’s body started growing from beneath the mask.

 

… How convenient for him to have a set of clothes on him whenever he resurrects… No, his clothes were destroyed by Aqua in the first place because they were a part of his body.

 

“Hahaha, thou actually use sneak attacks just like a devil, delinquent goddess! Look, moi cool mask is cracked!”

 

“No~ isn’t comparing devils to pests okay~!? Will you give pests a heads up before exterminating them, and say ‘I am going to kill you, so I’m very sorry’? Isn’t that dumb? Don’t make me laugh.”

 

The two glared at each other and a dangerous atmosphere arose. I stopped the two of them in a panic.

 

“Hey you two, pick another day to fight. Aqua, I want to hear what Vanir has to say, don’t get in the way!”

 

After hearing what I said, Aqua reluctantly backed off.

 

Hagen who was behind Aqua could sense the dangerous air in the room.

 

“E-Erm… I don’t know what the fuss is about… Arch priest-sama, the ceremony will begin at noon, we will be in your care. Well then, I will excuse myself…”

 

He then crouched and walked briskly between Aqua and Vanir, walking out of the door in a rush.

 

I was curious about why he was here, but Vanir’s matter was more important right now.

 

The corner of Vanir’s lips rose as if he was boasting his victory to Aqua.

 

“Hahaha, useless goddess who wasn’t of any help for the incident this time, bite vexingly at thy handkerchief as thee watch the grace and utility of moi!”

 

This devil was unexpectedly childish, and even stuck his tongue out to Aqua to taunt her.

 

Aqua’s brow slowly rose up. We couldn’t talk like this, so please hold back.

 

She cradled her precious egg and sat on the couch, between me and Vanir.

 

She was probably intending to listen in too. Sitting with her arms around her knees, she glared at Vanir from so close their nose was almost touching.

 

“It is hard to talk like this… The sad man who can’t even depend on her even though a goddess is by his side. Thou want to know why the armour girl is in debt? It all began with the subjugation of the Mobile Fortress Destroyer.”

 

Vanir said in a casual tone as if he was just chatting.

 

……

 

What did he just say?

 

“Hey, explain it clearly.”

 

Vanir laughed when he heard what I said.

 

He didn’t dally and continued:

 

“There isn’t much details to speak of. Like other cities in the past, the landlord will lose their territory after the Destroyer rampaged through it. The citizens will lose their homes and the nobles will bear the responsibility, everyone will be uprooted from their lives. This might be a relatively better ending for the wandering adventurers. However, this city wasn’t ravaged.”

 

… Wasn’t that a good thing?

 

Vanir probably saw through what I was thinking and laughed once again.

 

“The town is saved. The people whose livelihood is in the town was spared. It’s the same for the citizens too… And the Destroyer was defeated at the city gates. At the same time, the flood control facilities, granaries and all sorts of structures were destroyed.”

 

… I knew that did happen.

 

However, wasn’t the damage already minimized?

 

“Because the granaries are destroyed, the crop workers lost their jobs and fortune. It wasn’t easy to rebuild the granaries. And so, these people sought help from the landlord.”

 

… I already have a bad feeling about this and frowned.

 

“That’s right, it is just as thou think! That landlord said to the people seeking his help: ‘Just making out with your life is already a blessing, don’t ask for more. If you want to complain, tell that to the adventurers who failed to protect the granaries. Look, the adventurers received a huge amount of reward and have money to spare. Why not make them compensate with their bounty?’”

 

… The evil landlord was making my face pale.

 

“Yes. Except for the irresponsible landlord, no one is to blame. The adventurers already performed above expectation. There wasn’t any doubt with that. However, the refugees lost their homes, and their feelings were understandable. Even if thou tell them ‘this is just like a natural disaster, so give up’, that won’t change their view.

 

Vanir had a smile that befits that of a devil.

 

— He then casually said something I couldn’t ignore.

 

“The people who were rejected by the landlord went crying towards someone. That’s right, they went to seek House Dustiness, who has close ties with all of thee. They said ‘The merciful Dustiness-sama who shouldered the cost of the flood damages for a mere adventurer. Please take pity on us too’… That’s how it is.”

 

“What did you say? What happened to the buildings damaged by the flood?”

 

When he heard my question, Vanir smiled just like a devil.

 

“The serious damage done to the buildings is not something just a few hundred million can settle. When the guild staff asked thee to compensate for the building damages, didn’t they already told you? ‘Not compensate all of it, but at least some of it.’

 

That girl.

 

“Aside from the mansion, most of the wealth of House Dustiness was used to pay for the damages. After losing most of their assets, the armour girl from House Dustiness lowered her head to the landlord to take out a loan in order to help the people who are suffering because of the Destroyer.”

 

What is that girl thinking, doing all that on her own?

 

“The landlord who was reluctant to lend his money added the following condition, ‘if something happens to the head of the House Dustiness which makes it hard to return the loan, then use your body as collateral.’”

 

The sound of my hand banging the table cut Vanir off.

 

I then offered my hand to Aqua who was surprised by my action.

 

“… Hey Kazuma, banging the table in a fit of rage hurts right? It hurts right?”

 

Everything lined up.

 

The rude butler who visited our house was probably sent by the landlord.

 

He knew about the ailing health of Darkness’ father, and came to pressure them for payment.

 

And in order to get the money, she mentioned something as stupid as subjugating the Hydra.

 

However, when she saw the adventurers who were worried and gathered for her, she thought that she shouldn’t give them anymore trouble and became less fixated on all sort of things—

 

I asked Vanir quietly.

 

“How much is Darkness’ debt?”

 

Vanir probably saw through this as well, and took out a bag he had prepared.

 

“Thy entire fortune together with the contents of this bag, will be enough to pay off the debt… Well then, let’s talk business!”

 

This thing was really a devil!

 

Part5

 

“You are really…! You are really beautiful, young lady…! After the ceremony, we must let old master who is recuperating in bed to see your glamourous appearance!”

 

The new maid was full of praise after seeing me in my wedding gown.

 

When I heard that, I couldn’t help smiling wryly.

 

The new maid didn’t know about the reason and inside story behind the marriage.

 

If my father sees me like this after the wedding with the landlord, he would be devastated.

 

I was doing this just for my self satisfaction.

 

… I could hear curses coming from the corridor.

 

“Why are you stopping me from seeing the bride!? Hey, get out of my way! I can’t wait any longer! Lalatina will be mine in a few hours, it’s just a matter of time! Scram! … Lalatina! Lalatina!!”

 

… Fufu, it seemed that man no longer want to hide his true nature.

 

“No. This is the waiting room of House Dustiness. Since the ceremony has yet to begin, only those from House Dustiness can pass through this place. Please turn back.”

 

After hearing the voice of the agitated landlord, a servant of my house replied calmly.

 

“You fool! Listen well, I will be your master after the ceremony ends. If you understand that, then think carefully whether you should stop me!”

 

Even after hearing such an unreasonable request, the servant remained calm:

 

“You shall not pass. You are not the boss of me now.”

 

“… I will remember you. After the ceremony ends, and I have my way with your precious young lady, you will get it from me.”

 

After saying that, the landlord left with heavy foot steps.

 

“… Please ask that person outside the door to come here, I want to thank him.”

 

The maid nodded to acknowledge my request and summoned that man in.

 

“Young lady, you are really, beautiful…!”

 

With a sigh, the man smiled with his wrinkled face.

 

He was one of the tenured guards working in my House.

 

He was really inflexible, when I wanted to leave the house to play, he wouldn’t let me go.

 

I would be found out immediately even if I scaled the fence.

 

For a period of time, I was really obsessed with sneaking past the guard to get out of the house.

 

I would throw a ball out of the fence from the garden, cajole him to get it back for me, and ran out when that man went for the ball.

 

He would catch up to me after I left and bring me back immediately. But that was interesting for me, so I threw the ball out everyday.

 

I amused myself by tricking the man to pick up the ball and sneaking out.

 

Thinking back, I understood that after my mother died, I lost my playmate and got this man to play with me instead.

 

“I am sorry… It’s fine to let him in alright? I don’t mind anymore. I will talk to him, so he won’t punish you.”

 

“I plan to resign after the young lady marries, so don’t worry. After all, the only one I will serve is the Dustiness House. But if it is a man the young lady acknowledges, I will be willing to serve him.”

 

The man started getting embarrassed after saying that, and I smiled wryly.

 

Speaking of the man that I acknowledge, the figure of the one who raided my room at night, scurried around and said a threatening line before falling out of the window painfully appeared in my mind.

 

I couldn’t help but smile when I recall that incident.

 

“Young lady, the smile you show occasionally is beautiful. I feel blessed to see that expression at the very end.”

 

The man had a satisfied smile, and turned around.

 

“… E-Erm, this might not be my business, but the young lady is really beautiful and elegant after all… Please don’t go too far when you play by yourself…”

 

“!?”

 

After saying that awkwardly, he left.

 

The two maids averted their eyes from me.

 

I really want to teach that man who mimicked my voice and created such a nonsensical rumour a lesson!

 

He was a rude man who was foul mouthed, ignorant of etiquette, knew a bunch of weird knowledge, but didn’t understand things that were common sense.

 

Timid and reserved, but will act recklessly sometimes, an unfathomable man.

 

His job is the weakest, and aside from his luck, his stats were below average. Using his myriad of skills and cunning as his weapon, he was a mysterious man who fought on par with bosses of the Demon King Army, bounty targets and all sorts of monster.

 

When I revealed that I was a member of nobility, instead of my noble heritage, he was a strange man who was more interested in my name.

 

Also…

 

I almost crossed the line with this weird guy, so I must be a weird woman too.

 

I thought back of my happy adventuring days.

 

Normally, a noble like me wouldn’t be able to live my life freely, including the choosing of my marriage partner.

 

Despite that, I had been able to spend my time together with close friends so far.

 

… It was enough. It would be greedy to wish for more as a noble.

 

It is time for me to pay back to the people in this town.

 

I won’t let that landlord do as he please anymore.

 

I will find out his secret while that landlord obsesses over my body.

 

No matter how long it would take, I will be able to go on if I have the memories of our times together with me.

 

… But, this felt strange.

 

In the past, I thought marrying this landlord wasn’t so bad, but I couldn’t feel any charm from him now.

 

Was it because of that person?

 

Thinking back to my constant banter with him, the corners of my mouth rose in a smile.

 

“E-Erm… Young lady?”

 

Seeing me smile suddenly, the maid helping me with makeup was troubled and stopped.

 

“Oh, sorry, it’s nothing.”

 

I pressed the maid to continue with the makeup, and thought of my comrades with contrasting personalities.

 

If they found out the reason I was in debt, what would they think?

 

Megumin will probably get angry.

 

Aqua would probably cry for some reason.

 

If it was that man, he would probably scold me ‘why are you doing such a dumb thing!’ and see through the real reason why I was avoiding them and take swift action.

 

And then uncover the landlord’s secret, putting an end to all this.

 

Will this group of cheerful people still accept me as a companion?

 

“Young lady, how beautiful…! Please come before the mirror…!”

 

I followed the instruction of the maid and smiled wryly as I looked at myself in a wedding dress.

 

Regrettably, the one who will see me like this would be that landlord.

 

However, although normal people won’t be able to attend the ceremony, they will be able to see me after the ceremony was over.

 

Will he come?

 

… No, he definitely wouldn’t.

 

He was probably still fuming alone in the mansion.

 

I couldn’t help smiling awkwardly just thinking about his unhappy face.

 

“It is time. Let us be off, young lady. The priest who will be gifting this wonderful day with her blessing is the best in this town. This will definitely be a joyous wedding…”

 

The butler Hagen who was the longest tenured servant in our House knelt on one knee and offered me his hand.

 

I was filled with gratitude for the people in this town who granted me with my freedom so far.

 

Ahh, those happy times…

 

The year I spent with everyone was filled with joy every day.

 

I smiled,

 

And took Hagen’s hand—

 

Part 6

 

This was the most holy place in Axel.

 

The church of Eris… The attendees were influential people in town or nobles who came from neighbouring countries.

 

Everyone knew that the wedding was a sham.

 

The seated audience was chatting as they please, without any tension despite the ceremony which was going to begin momentarily.

 

The underlings of the landlord guarded the entrance of the church, and the crowd who wanted to catch a glimpse of the bride gathered en masse.

 

Most of them were adventurers.

 

Darkness kept her noble peerage a secret when she became an adventurer.

 

News of her becoming the landlord’s bride was spread everywhere, and they probably gathered here to see Darkness who usually wore her armour in a wedding gown.

 

What a bunch of curious people.

 

They probably became adventurers because of their strong sense of curiosity.

 

The rowdy church finally quieted down.

 

Waiting rooms for the bride and the groom was situated on either side of the church’s entrance respectively.

 

Hagen accompanied the bride’s pure white figure from the bridal room.

 

As her father was feeling unwell, the butler took over his duties.

 

Darkness who was walking with her head lowered and covered by a veil was so stunningly beautiful that no one could take their eyes off her.

 

Shortly after, the landlord who was wearing a white tuxedo also came out from the groom’s room.

 

His large round body puffed his tuxedo up like a balloon. Like the other attendees, he couldn’t tear his eyes away from Darkness either.

 

With his mouth half opened and eyes on Darkness, he waddled forward… And only came to his senses when Darkness’ butler cleared his throat dryly.

 

The attendees didn’t even look at the unsightly figure of the landlord, and only focused on Darkness.

 

A moment later, the church’s organ started playing solemn music. The landlord and Darkness walked on the same wedding aisle, but his eyes didn’t look forward, resting on the bride beside him instead.

 

Darkness who walked on the same aisle kept her head lowered.

 

Seeing Darkness like that, I felt extremely flustered.

 

She even said ‘He will probably ravage me for days and nights without anything to eat or drink, how exhilarating.’

 

Where did your usual perverted expression go?

 

What happened to your face that would redden when you took on monsters?

 

What about your words that could even turn off the bosses of the Demon King?

 

It was a wedding, but I couldn’t see any happiness on her face, Darkness seemed so lonely with her head lowered.

 

It was finally time to take the wedding vows. Under the watchful eyes of the attendees, they came before the altar.

 

Before me.

 

That’s right, before me, who was standing beside the altar.

 

In this world, as long as you have a profession holy in nature, you can solemnize weddings even if you are not a pastor.

 

For example, the lone rare existence in the beginner town— an archpriest will do.

 

For this event, the priest hired by the butler Hagen to gift her blessing for this wedding was the one with the highest ranked holy job— Aqua-sama.

 

And as her assistant, I stood beside her in plain sight.

 

Even after reaching the altar where he will take his vows, the landlord was still focusing on the bride, while Darkness kept her head down.

 

The solemn music stopped, and a voice that was not solemn at all sounded out:

 

“Do you, Darkness take this old man who is so fat that he is sweating oil, to be your wedded husband, in defiance of my wish as a goddess? Do you promise to love this old man, comfort this old man, honor and keep this old man in sickness and in health, safekeeping your virginity from this old man as long as you both shall live? You can’t do it right? Well then, I want to go home together with Darkness and eat the dishes made by Kazuma and drink all I want…”

 

A speech that was out of place was heard.

 

Everyone was surprised and their eyes fell onto Aqua.

 

The landlord turned his head to Aqua with a start.

 

“…!? What? Y-You are the woman who gave me a ton of trouble in my house! What are you doing!? Just what are you doing here!?”

 

The curses of the landlord rang out and Darkness looked at Aqua and me in shock, her mouth gaping open and shut.

 

Using this chance, I grabbed Darkness’ arm tightly.

 

Dear father and mother.

 

The cute son you wanted to raise to be a righteous man.

 

Had thrown his peaceful life away, and challenged the people with the most authority in this world by kidnapping a daughter of nobility.

 

When Darkness snapped out of her shock, her face slowly turned green as her tears flowed freely.

 

“W-What have you all done… Aqua… K-Kazuma! K-Kazuma, let go of me! Just what are you two planning to do? This is no joking matter! Barging into the wedding ceremony between nobles will end in nothing short of execution! What foolish thing have you done! So stupid!”

 

I cut off Darkness who was crying emotionally and telling me off:

 

“Shut up you idiot! You are the one who is stubbornly doing stupid things, don’t decide to cover my debts for me on your own! Do you think you’re my wife!? If you like me, just tell me straight— I already told you that!”

 

“When did you ever say that!? What are you talking about you buffoon!”

 

After listening to the inopportune bickering between Darkness and me, the stunned landlord finally came to his senses.

 

“T-Take this man! Arrest him and the phony priest! He… He is just a commoner, and he dares disrupt the wedding of nobles! Hurry, hurry up and seize him!”

 

The landlord yelled, and tried to take Darkness back from me.

 

I blocked the landlord who pounced over, and hid the crying Darkness behind my back forcefully.

 

The landlord’s face turned purple immediately…!

 

“Damn you! This has nothing to do with you, get lost! You might like Lalatina, but—! She owes me an enormous debt that you won’t be able to pay in your entire lifetime! If you like this woman so much, then prepare the money to buy that woman first, plebeian! If you can do that!!”

 

When I heard the landlord’s provocative words, I picked up the bag beside the altar.

 

“I heard you loud and clear, make good on your promise, old man! Take this, the debt Darkness owed you, two billion Eris! Two thousand pieces of Magic Silver Eris coin worth a million Eris each! I wiped away the debt, so I will be taking the girl! Also, I don’t like her that way! S-She is just an important comrade!”

 

I corrected the landlord’s words, and dumped the content of the bag onto the feet of the landlord!

 

As for why I dumped it onto the floor…

 

“Ahhh!? What, two billion!? Ahh, wait, my Lalatina! Give Lalatina back… Ahhhh money! Pick them up! Hey, pick them up for me!”

 

The landlord started picking up the money frantically.

 

At this moment, the attendees around the area started picking up the coins.

 

There might be people who will pocket the money, but I didn’t care that much.

 

Using this chance, I pulled Darkness’ hand as she stood still amidst the chaos, and people who appeared to be the underlings of the landlord ran towards me.

 

Darkness then shook my hand off and protested.

 

“W-Why you! Who asked you to do that!? You are making a mockery of my resolve! And this money! Where did it come from!?”

 

I answered Darkness who was still so stubborn during such a moment agitatedly:

 

“I sold them. I sold all the ideas I could think of. Together with my savings from doing quests, it comes to two billion Eris exactly. I have no choice but to earn an honest living from now on… It can’t be helped, I sold them all. I can’t buy them back even if I want to. If you understand, then let’s go!”

 

Seeing me like this, Darkness had a complicated expression of worry, joy, crying and laughing, and said:

 

“To go so far, you… you are really…! I-I…!!”

 

The underlings of the landlord ran up to us, I was at the limit of my patience, so I grabbed Darkness by the shoulders and shook her!

 

“Stop wasting time and get it together, you don’t have the right to reject this anymore! Stop arguing! I already bought you from that old man land lord! You are mine now! Listen well, I will be working you like a horse! Steel yourself to pay back my hard earned money with your body, you perverted crusader!! Understand!? Answer me if you get it!!”

 

“Y-Yiss…”

 

Being shook around, lectured in public and being called a pervert made Darkness’ eyes water and her face ecstatic in a bad way. She answered in a weird voice.

 

As I held onto Darkness’ shoulders, her legs gave way and she collapsed onto the ground.

 

My words seemed to have scored a critical hit on this masochist.

 

Why is this girl always getting in the way during critical moments!?

 

I forcefully picked up Darkness in a princess carry and charged towards the entrance of the church.

 

The attendees were all powerful and influential nobles.

 

They were either bad at dealing with ruffians or didn’t want to be dragged into troublesome matters. Aside from those picking up the money besides the landlord, no one else tried to stop us and just watched idly.

 

“Hah… Hah… I-I am sold… A noble like me, sold to this man! To think, that, that I have to pay back with my body…! Ahhh, what is with this situation…! Abducted from the scene in a princess carry…! This is… This is…!”

 

Darkness who was in my arms blushed in a way I have never seen before, and her breathing was so heavy that it seemed dangerous.

 

“Hey, hey you, your drool! Your drool is coming out! Are you really okay!?”

 

Seeing me warn Darkness, Aqua who was following behind showed an enlightened expression.

 

“As expected of the mean spirited Kazuma-san! You are just paying back the debt that was shouldered for you, but you twist it into you buying Darkness! Hey Kazuma, if Megumin hears what you said about getting Darkness to pay back with her body, you will eat an explosion right? If your body is gone, I can’t revive you, so watch yourself okay?”

 

“No, that’s not it! Don’t make it sound so bad, I was just going with the flow! I will just make her pay back in her role as a crusader and an adventurer!”

 

As I was replying agitatedly, the underlings of the landlord blocked our way as we ran along the red carpet.

 

I said to Darkness who had a dazed expression in my arms:

 

“Damn it! Hey Darkness, how long are you going to stay like this! It is time for you to run by yourself! And you have a lot of muscles that are heavy!!”

 

“Why, why you! Why did you say that I am heavy and spoil the mood in such a rare moment!!”

 

With tears coming out from the corners of her eyes, in a daring move, Darkness tore the lower half of her skirt off to facilitate easy movement, and jumped out of my arms.

 

“We already went this far, there is no other way and I am fine with it! Get out of my way, dogs of the landlord! I will kill anyone in my path!!”

 

She then took off and tossed her veil aside before charging the minions of the landlord with her long hair flowing behind her.

 

The minions grabbed onto Darkness who was uttering dangerous words in an attempt to restrain her, but Darkness didn’t even dodge and reached out her hand.

 

Several of them grabbed her shoulders and arms, but she ignored their resistance and dragged them with her, and held onto the face of two minions with each hand and tightened her grip.

 

After having a taste of her iron claw, their head made creaking sound as they screamed.

 

“Hey, we came here to save you, so what the hell are you doing charging to the front!? Aqua, please buff me! Buff!”

 

“Leave it to me! You want the super entertainer spell?”

 

“Of course! That’s super useful!”

 

Behind us were the landlord and some of the attendees who were doing their best to pick up the money.

 

After becoming a versatile talent with Aqua’s support spell, I ran behind Darkness and shouted with my mouth covered:

 

“Hey, don’t bother with them and let them off for now! You all help me pick up the money too!!”

 

Mimicking the landlord’s voice, I ordered the minions that were wrestling with Darkness.

 

“Ah? Ohh! Yes Sir!!”

 

They thought that was the instruction from the landlord and ran past us towards him.

 

“Morons! Why are you all here!! Go and capture Lalatina!”

 

“!?”

 

The minions who let us off momentarily chased us again in confusion.

 

In no time, the number of underlings before was more than a dozen.

 

Without any weapons, we might not be able to break through even if we had the buffs from Aqua.

 

Seemed like it was time to show the serious mode I used in the capital…!

As I was about to go all out after getting Darkness back.

 

“Light of Saber!”

 

A familiar voice erupted from the front door of the church, cutting through the brick wall beside the door, and light shone through the gap.

 

That was a magic Crimson Magic Clansmen like to use to cut through anything by concentrating mana onto their chopping hand.

 

A moment later, the wall of the church collapsed along with the door.

 

Two figures stood there with their back to the glaring sun.

 

Many adventurers here to see the wedding surrounded them from a distance, watching with intrigue.

 

The underlings were on guard, pulling a distance away from the two of them out of fear.

 

“Megumin, I did it! Because we are bosom friends! I-If it is my bosom friend’s request, I have no problem with doing something that seemed to be a crime! After all, I was told ‘please help me, my bosom friend!’, so I can’t refuse!”

 

“Yes yes yes, thank you for your hard work, Yunyun. As expected of my bosom friend. Well then, you can go back to the inn now.”

 

“Eeh!?”

 

Two girls with crimson eyes stood there.

 

Megumin took a step forward, and the underlings of the landlord back away with a cramped face.

 

Their eyes were on Megumin’s staff which was glowing at the tip.

 

… What the hell.

 

She seemed determined to finish her explosion spell in the middle of town.

 

Megumin raised the staff that was filled with a fearsome amount of concentrated mana, a never seen before seriousness on her face. Her eyes glowed red as she flicked her cloak fiercely.

 

She then said with a calm and adamant voice:

 

“The evil mage is here. Following her instincts, the evil mage is here to kidnap the bride.”

 

With her back to the sun at the entrance of the dim church, Megumin was as cool as a hero, making me who came to get Darkness earlier much less prominent.

 

… That’s what I actually wanted to do!

 

Part 7

 

As for the attendees and the landlord’s underlings.

 

They fell into a state of panic and watched every move of this evil mage.

 

“Do you know what they call me? If so, you must know what the magic at the tip of this staff is right? Let me make this clear, controlling this spell requires a lot of concentration… If you sneak up on me and I lose control, it will go boom! Think about that if you want to rush me.”

 

Simply said, she meant that she will lose control easily, and they were free to go for it if they were fine with the consequences.

 

What a perfect threat of an evil mage.

 

The underlings surrounded Megumin from afar with a cramped expression.

 

The one who wanted to grab Darkness who was charging in front and the ones who were fooled by us and was chasing from behind, were all reluctant to capture us after seeing this.

 

Yunyun who was standing beside Megumin surveyed the church.

 

“… Hmm? Megumin, Kazuma-san has already… look…”

 

Megumin looked at me, Aqua and Darkness with her torn wedding dress as prompted by Yunyun. She understood what happened and smiled with her eyes narrowed.

 

She then pointed the staff at us to open a path for us to escape.

 

When she did that, the underlings before us scampered away into the audience seats.

 

Using this chance, the three of us ran to Megumin…!

 

“W-What! What are you all afraid of, you bunch of imbeciles! She must be making an empty trap! That idiot definitely knows the consequences of releasing explosion magic here! She won’t cast her spell, so get them!”

 

The landlord who was still busy picking up the coins yelled.

 

But when she heard that,

 

“Ho! You think I will be scared! You dare say I will be too scared to cast explosion, are you for real!? Very well then! I accept this challenge!”

 

“Stop! We won’t go near! We won’t so please stop!”

 

“We won’t attack so don’t do it!”

 

“Alderp-sama! Please don’t provoke her!”

 

The landlord’s underlings all pulled away with a stiff face when they heard what Megumin said.

 

Megumin’s notoriety reached such an extent.

 

After all, Megumin won’t cast explosion in the middle of town…… She won’t… Right?

 

Thanks to Megumin intimidating the underlings, we managed to link up.

 

“I wanted to show off my cool side and you two stole the best part from me! But I am grateful that you came. Thanks!”

 

Megumin smiled when I finished.

 

“Elegantly taking the most delicious part is the instinct of the Demon Magic Clan. Really Kazuma, I knew you will do something even though you said you won’t… To think you came before I did.”

 

Megumin said with a satisfied expression for some reason.

 

“Megumin! Even Yunyun went so far…! After we go back… I have something to say to all of you. After we go back…! I will say my thanks…!”

 

Darkness was either really emotional, or had yet to cool down from the excitement earlier. She couldn’t even talk properly, and Megumin replied a little shyly.

 

“Don’t mention it, well… We are comrades… H-How can I let such an excellent crusader go!”

 

Megumin probably felt embarrassed about saying the word comrade, and tried to cover it out by squeezing out the last few words vaguely.

 

When she saw Megumin acting like this.

 

“Comrades… How nice to have comrades, Megumin! Erm, as a bosom friend, will you also rescue me if I fall into the same situation?”

 

“No, Yunyun is just a bosom friend, and even proclaims to be my rival… Not a comrade, so no…”

 

“!?”

 

Megumin emphasized the term bosom friend and rejected Yunyun mercilessly.

 

“Really, now is not the time for a casual chat! Give us a plan!”

 

The underlings were gradually surrounding us as we stood at the entrance of the church.

 

Megumin was the most dangerous one right now, and might go ballistic at any moment.

 

I don’t think they would charge forth in such a situation… The landlord was probably feeling frustrated because his underlings didn’t charge at us and shouted:

 

“Hey, that group watching over there. Don’t look around, I’m talking you bunch of adventurers! Over there are a bunch of criminals! Get my bride back from them! I will give you a grand reward in return! Or I can hire you to be my guards! You will then be free from the tedious job of adventuring! Please! My Lalatina! Bring my Lalatina back!”

 

The onlookers looked at each other after listening to what the landlord said.

 

And then…

 

“…? Hey, didn’t you hear me!? I will pay you!? How much do you want!?”

 

Not only did the adventurers not move, they even faced the sun and stretched their back lazily all of a sudden, pretending they didn’t hear anything.

 

Seemed like they want to let us off.

 

My deepest gratitude, just not joining in was a big help!

 

“Hey Darkness. Just like the other time you challenged the Hydra alone, lots of people are helping you this round too. It’s time you reflect on your stubborn temper, alright?”

 

Darkness’ face blushed happily as she nodded with tears in her eyes.

 

Things were going smoothly so far…

 

I understood what those adventurers were thinking, so I didn’t say anything to spoil the mood for Darkness right now.

 

Everyone was smiling…

 

And when Darkness return to the guild, in the near future — ‘Young lady, Lalatina, aren’t you going to wear your beautiful wedding dress?’— she would be teased like that.

 

All the adventurers in this town knew that Darkness was a noble lady now.

 

I don’t think the crude adventurers in this town will become afraid of Darkness who they had known for so long.

 

I might be dragged in too, so I will not avoid Darkness who would definitely be teased by them.

 

… Shortly after, while we were surrounded by the underlings, the people in the church started congregating towards us.

 

It was a stalemate.

 

The opponents weren’t stupid, they were not goons that would stand around and wait to be defeated.

 

They outnumber us heavily, and wouldn’t let us escape easily.

 

If we used weapons in town, our criminal actions would be set in stone.

 

No, our crimes were already beyond debate.

 

“… Ugh! Kazuma, I am at my limit in controlling my spell! Can I fire it off? We are already criminals anyway! I can’t wait any longer, can I shoot it at those guys?”

 

Everyone was shocked when Megumin said this all of a sudden.

 

Including me.

 

“Ugggghhhh, I can’t do it anymore, it’s gonna blow! Run, get away from me!”

 

She lost control at this crucial moment!?

 

If it was any other mage who said that, it would probably be a bluff.

 

However, everyone here knows Megumin very well, and scattered with their faces turned green.

 

I hid immediately too…!

 

“Explosion!”

 

Megumin casted the spell skywards.

 

With a terrifying boom, a streak of light arc through the sky, followed by a grand explosion.

 

The shockwave shattered all the glass within town and everyone threw themselves onto the ground with their hands on their head.

 

“Quick, use this… chance…”

 

Megumin who depleted her mana looked at me as Aqua supported her, but her voice suddenly faded away… In the end, she stared at me dumbstruck.

 

Under the bask of her cold eyes, I realized the situation I was in.

 

I was curled up in a ball behind Darkness…

 

“Hey Kazuma, to think that you can do something as shameless as hiding behind the person you are rescuing.”

 

“… Yeah, Kazuma seemed really cool today, I was just wondering if there is something wrong with my eyes. I’m glad it was just my imagination.”

 

“K-Kazuma-san… You are the worst…”

 

The last words by Yunyun dealt a fatal blow to me.

 

The onlookers who were lying prone on the ground were looking at me as if I was trash.

 

Leaving that aside, the opponents were terrified by Megumin’s explosion, so this was our chance.

 

We were planning to break out of their encirclement, but…!

 

“The explosion magic can only be used once per day! Now is the chance, get them!”

 

The terror caused by the impact of the explosion spell only lasted for an instant, and the underlings of the landlord charge at us without hesitation now.

 

Megumin who was on Aqua’s back shouted!

 

“Yunyun! I will leave this place to you, we will make a move first! No matter what happens to me, you must not turn back and fight on!”

 

Yunyun heard what she said…!

 

“Idiot! We are already bosom friends!? What are you talking about, how can I ditch Megumin and… What did you just say!? Didn’t something like this happened in the Home of the Crimson Magic too!?”

 

Yunyun asked in return.

 

“Please stall for time, my bosom friend! I will introduce my friends to you next time!”

 

“I understand, leave this to me! We are bosom friends after all, it can’t be helped!”

 

Seeing the cheerful Yunyun blocking their way, the underlings all showed a guarded expression.

 

A-Ara, if you don’t mind, I can be your friend any time…!

 

After we left Yunyun behind and ran off,

 

“She is just a girl mage from the Crimson Magic Clan! Get her before she completes her spell!”

 

When I heard the underlings said that, I felt a chill on my back.

 

It couldn’t be helped, I will stay behind and stall for time so Darkness could escape…!

 

Just when I was thinking about that and turned back.

 

“That hurts ahhhh! Why did you push me suddenly! Ahhh, my bones! My bones ahhh! Dust, save me!”

 

A man fell onto the ground with a scream.

 

“Hey Keith, are you okay!? How terrible… it’s a comminuted fracture!”

 

I heard a familiar voice and name.

 

“What!? I just bumped into you, don’t try to pull a fast one! He was the one who dashed out all of a sudden and fell by himself! Hey, why are you grabbing my legs even though you have a fracture! Unhand me!”

 

The underling retorted.

 

“Hey hey! Are you trying to run after paralysing him from the waist down? I don’t care if your boss is the landlord or whatever, that is too unreasonable!”

 

While we were running, I could hear the voices of the delinquents behind me.

 

The underling who was harassed by the mean spirited delinquents said lazily— “You just said it was a comminuted fracture, and now he is paralyzed? What the hell, don’t bother me, scram! I will let you have it if you get in my way…!”

 

The underling then shoved the delinquent aside.

 

“That hurts! I am an upstanding citizen, and he used violence on me! He hit me! Alright, the brawl is on! Let’s go! I was abused by a certain noble recently too! I already hated nobles, I will vent it out on you then!”

 

“Hey!? Wait, don’t!?”

 

“The fight is on!”

 

“Fight, fight!”

 

“Hey, I’m joining in too!”

 

“That landlord pissed me off since a long time ago!”

 

“Wait! D-Didn’t you have a fracture!? You said you have a fracture! Wahhh!”

 

I sneaked a peek behind me as I ran.

 

The onlooking adventurers were ganging up on the underlings of the landlord and beating them down.

 

I will treat them to a drink once things dies down.

 

“Lalatina! Don’t go, Lalatina! Lalatina!”

 

The heartbroken cries for Darkness came from far behind us.

 

Part 8

 

“— Y-Young lady!? Your dress…! H-Hurry, come in!”

 

After escaping from the underlings, we ran to Darkness’ house.

 

A guard opened the door for us in a hurry.

 

Abandoning the wedding ceremony suddenly and coming back, Darkness who was in a tattered wedding gown ignored the shocked people in the mansion and walked straight in.

 

The three of us didn’t know where she was going and followed behind.

 

“Dear father, pardon my intrusion.”

 

Darkness went towards one of the rooms.

 

By dear father she meant…

 

Oh, when I broke in earlier, I broke the windows in her father’s room when I escaped.

 

So her dad had to change rooms.

 

Darkness entered without waiting for an answer.

 

Was it fine for a noble lady to do that…?

 

No.

 

Her father was in no condition to answer the door.

 

He was frailer than that time I broke in, with dark circles under his eyes. He was breathing deeply in his sleep.

 

Her dad opened his eyes slightly.

 

Darkness and us walked up to her dad’s bedside.

 

Seeing Darkness, this father…

 

“… Ohh, Lalatina… How beautiful… Just like your mother…”

 

He said with a kind but weak smile.

 

Darkness lowered her head apologetically before her father.

 

“…. Erm, I am very sorry, dear father… I decided on the wedding on my own… But I destroyed it in the worst way possible and ran away…”

 

When he heard that, her father closed his eyes very happily.

 

“Is that so…! That is good. Don’t worry about it, there is nothing to apologize for.”

 

After saying that, the father turned towards me.

 

“Kazuma-kun, can you come over here please.”

 

In response to him, I approached the bed.

 

“… I will get some fresh air outside.”

 

Megumin who read the mood left for the corridor.

 

… While the one who can’t read the mood approached the bed of the father and gawked around.

 

There was a patient here so I couldn’t lecture her, and I let her be.

 

“…You did great this time. Thank you, my deepest gratitude.”

 

Even if you thank me so suddenly…

 

“I merely cleared the debt I owed your daughter.”

 

When he heard me, this father laughed once more.

 

He then said something incredible before Darkness.

 

“Kazuma-kun, I will leave my daughter to you. Please.”

 

“Eh!?”

 

Darkness was surprised by his sudden words.

 

“No need, is this a punishment game?”

 

“Eeh!!?”

 

Darkness screamed even louder when she heard me.

 

She looked straight in my eyes, and seemed to have something to say.

 

The father smiled cheerfully when he saw me like this.

 

… It couldn’t be helped.

 

Seemed like the treasured sword of the kingdom saw through my mind.

 

I get it, I will take care of her, and won’t let weird guys harass her.

 

The father probably saw through what I was thinking and sighed in relief.

 

“Lalatina. Are you living happily now? So happy that you don’t mind throwing everything else away?”

 

He said softly with his eyes closed.

 

Darkness answered immediately without hesitation.

 

“I am. I want to give up everything to protect my comrades.”

 

When her father heard this, he nodded with satisfaction and answered ‘Is that so’ softly.

 

“Lalatina. Choose the path you wish to take. Leave everything else to me. Even with my body like this, I can still do something at the very end.”

 

When she saw how her father acting like this, Darkness went near him and held his hands.

 

“My beloved father, thank you for raising me…! When your health gets better, next time, please chat with me until I fall asleep, and tell me about my late mother…”

 

“I love you, my cute daughter. Yes, next time, I will tell you about how I met your mother…”

 

Darkness’ eyes were moist.

 

Her father muttered ‘next time’ again with a happy smile, and held onto Darkness’ hand…

 

He was suddenly covered by a magical light.

 

“Sacred Break Spell!”

 

That girl who couldn’t read the mood casted a spell.

 

“Ahhh!?”

 

“D-Dear father!?”

 

The sudden light made Darkness and her father scream.

 

When the light dissipated, her father’s eye circles were gone. He was still thin, but colour returned to his skin.

 

… Eh.

 

With everyone watching her, Aqua said cockily:

 

“It is a curse! This must be a curse from a powerful devil, but I undid it easily!”

 

The father regained his vigour thanks to this goddess who couldn’t read the mood. He and Darkness looked at each other while holding hands.

 

“……” x2

 

Darkness released his hands slowly as her face turned beet red. She whistled and looked out the window, while her father pulled his blanket up to cover his awkward expression.

 

I could catch a glimpse of his face– which was as red as Darkness’.

 

… They were father and daughter after all.

 

“But it’s fine now! That’s great, Darkness! You can chat with your father about your late mother as many times as you want!”

 

Aqua’s cheerful voice bore no malice.

 

Darkness covered her face and squatted down.

 

I guess all’s well that ends well…

 

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  • Thien Trinh

    First

  • TamaSaga

    Hahaha, Aqua is the real hero in this one. What with the revised nuptial vows and the inability to read the mood at the end.

  • Kanata Yuuki

    thanks for the chapter!!

    btw how many chapter left for this volume?

    • dark_heero00

      from a certain site i know it still have 2 more chapters

      • Kanata Yuuki

        Oh thanks for info

  • Adryan Eka Vandra

    Thanks for the chapter.
    I laughed so hard at the end of chapter.
    And for some reason, I don’t hate aqua who can’t read the mood

  • GitahMuttan

    Aqua-sama saving the day once again!

  • Khuzayma

    Thanks.

  • Peter Lockheart

    god dammit aqua

  • Ilídio Magalhães

    Thanks Sky! Great Chapter. It took a while to fight back that pesky attack but you’ve made it! And you delivered a chapter full of relevant information as it felt really long. Well Done!

  • H-sama

    For those interested with the hikkikomori sun goddess Aqua mentioned, that goddess’ name is Amaterasu

    • Kaede

      Yeah, his brother was an asshole.

      • rozenmaiden

        Yeah, the brother is susanoo

  • Agung Trianto

    Terima kasih atas chapter-nya!

  • Rakushio

    Excellent! Good chapter, Darkness ftw :S

  • Christophe

    Thanks for the Update! Looking forward to more when you find the time!

  • Rexx

    Aqua… this damegami.

    • crx07

      She’s useful sometimes. And I would rather have my moment, mood, atmosphere, or whatever you call it messed up if that mood must not suppose to happen. They are even lucky to have that moment. If Aqua just cast the spell much earlier, than that moment will not happen.

      • Iamyourmaid

        the 2B eris is all aqua’s fault in the first place. she’s still a damegami.

        • crx07

          Yeah that’s true. What does 2B mean?

          • Iamyourmaid

            2 billion

        • at this point im sure aqua is more a goddes of poverty than water lol

  • Moe_Ronn

    Aqua Bless.

    Much thanks.

  • YO

    Now, they are in debt again. I’m pretty sure they’ll have to pay for the destructio the explosion caused…

  • Tabeleta

    Thanks for the “fanfic” it’s becoming better with each passing time, maybe a Japanese studio would want to do an amine for this, like DEEN for example 😛

    “I love you, my cute daughter. Yes, next time, I will tell you about how I met your mother…” NO!!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!

    JUST SAY THAT IT WAS IN A BAR OR I CURSE YOU AGAIN!!!!!

    • crx07

      I never heard of an English fanfic getting an animation in Japan. But I have heard a similar work in Japan that got adapted into an anime by studio DEEN. Except on its subpar animation art, everything is good.

      • UsagiHop

        The sarcasm is real? lol

  • Linker 331

    thanks for the fanfic ;D exellent work as always.

  • moop

    what happened to the stone that can find out about lies ?

    • Omar

      Maybe the demon power can cancel it’s effects.

  • testamentt

    Aqua is loveable and annoying at the same time… That Megumin confessions. XD also, NEED MORE YUNYUN!!!!!

  • IceDervish

    Thanks for the fanfic!

  • xRentaroux

    Thx!! 🙂

  • Mark Sky

    I want more Rin :3. Can someone tell me if there’s an arc specifically for Rin?

    • crx07

      From what I know, there’s none.

    • AnimeKnowAll

      Its understandable u know. Rin is part of another party which has almost nothing to do with Kazuma in most cases. At most she is a supporting character. She might appear occasionally but nothing in the spotlight (kinda of similar to Yunyun in a sense).

      • Mark Sky

        If that’s true then wouldn’t Rin be unneceasary in the story?
        For me, although Rin only showed for a short amount of time, I find her interaction with Kazuma and her personality quite loveable. I haven’t read the web novel but I wish that the author will give Rin an arc or at least a romantic comedy event with Kazuma in this fanfic novel.
        It can perhaps go like this : Rin and Kazuma team up for a mission that can only be taken by two people or more and since their teammates cannot/do not want to take any missions for the day due to hilarious reasons (as alway lol :p) the two decided to pair up for it. The two thinking that it will be a breeze find themselves in a predicament. Like getting stuck in a complex maze in a ruin or in a forest due to a spell or a boss level monster. Then many ludicrous things will happen to them (Romantic comedy and ecchi moments) until they successfully escape the mess they’re in. Thus, letting their bond to become stronger. After that when the others ask them about what happened, the two will answer in an embarass way letting the others think that something happened or more specifically Kazuma doing something! (haha XD). I would love to read that.
        Its not like I dislike the other heroines, I like them all. The only problem is that the story keeps revolving around them repeatedly. Its getting tiresome though I still find it funny. :3

  • Blahtoto

    Oh Aqua xD this not Konosuba without her. It’s a shame she got the same treatment that Ranta gets (by the fans)

    • Ichsan Nur

      Ranta really deserve that… but why aqua?-_-

      • Kevin Schwarz

        Wait wait wait a second! Ranta don’t deserve it. It’s all because Haruhiro happens to be the MC that people are biased… also, I don’t think Aqua is getting the same treatment by the fans, where did you ( Blahtoto) get that from?

    • crx07

      I think it’s ok to treat her bad. But those who don’t acknowledge her must accept her importance of the plot. If her role is removed, this fanfic will become the punching bag that Megumin stabbed.

  • Kaede

    Kazuma used NTR on Landlord.
    Landord fell miserably
    … … It’s Super Effective!

  • Eve

    Aqua best girl 🙂

  • wasabii

    This is the best chapter I have read in my life. Thank you so much for this. I just can’t believe how amazing this one is. Vanir is true MVP right there.

    • crx07

      Yeah, you will really thank that demon who has ulterior motives. He really got all Kazuma’s IP rights at a bargain. It would be nicer if Kazuma has at least a commission but he sold everything to that demon that (I believe) he will not get even an eris in the future. He’s doomed financially until he completes another high-paying task. He may even be labeled as a criminal.

      • wasabii

        It’s 2 billions eris though, the amount Kazuma would never be able to get in a week or even a month. Without Vanir, I doubt that Kazuma would even be able to do anything. He wouldn’t even know the true story behind Darkness’s action, and Megumin would surely become the criminal for real.

        Sure it’s really a super bargain considering how just a lighter’s IP right is worth 300m, but considering the timeframe + valuable information Vanir provides, it’s arguably acceptable. It’s even more like a win-win situation if you ask me. I also think Darkness’s father still has something up his sleeves so the gang might not be branded as criminal that easily.

        I’m more curious about where Vanir got that much money from, and 2b is still not enough for building a dungeon?

        • crx07

          I actually agree that he’s the MVP in this fanfic chapter. It’s really a win-win situation. It’s just that Vanir is really a demon acting like a heartless shrewd businessman since that’s who he is. I hope I will not meet a demon like him in real life who will exploit my weaknesses just like that.

        • AnimeKnowAll

          With Wiz around??? Not likely XD. Wiz & Vanir is almost similar to Aqua & Kazuma.

        • testamentt

          I’m guessing although Vanir is mean to Wiz…(very… XD) he still gives the majority of the money to Wiz.

          • wasabii

            Wiz is just so cute though, makes you wanna bully her xD

          • Tiago Rodrigues

            Not really, supposedly he’s saving for a new dungeon. But if he leaves Wiz alone, she’ll lose him money and he’ll have to put in part of his war funds to cover the debt.

        • Ron

          The story needed to move forward anyway. They’ve been sitting around living in that mansion for ages now. Now that they’re broke again Kazuma and co. will be forced to actually do something again. Maybe go to a new town.

      • anon

        Who wants to bet the curse on Darkness father “from a powerful devil” was Vanir’s, who probably got payed by the landlord for it?

        How else would he have so much cash around…

        • TheFactualGamer

          or maybe it’s the devil that was in the landlords basement that we read about in the last volume -.-

        • wasabii

          It’s very likely the landlord’s devil’s work.

          • Manuel Jesús Sánchez Fuente

            And that devil could be Vanir

          • Dragon Commander

            No, Vanir is way to powerful to be controlled like that. He’d be more likely to control the summoner. It also mentioned the devil was a low ranking one and Vanir is a boss-class, so it’s definitely not him.

    • GitahMuttan

      You could really see Mishima Kurone’s art improving from volume to volume. This one is glorious in so many levels.

      Looks really similar with Tsunako’s art now if you ask me.

    • im a huge konosuba fan and illd like to make 2min chibi versions based on the manga and see how far it goes i have a youtube channel im not that good at animation yet but i practice a lot and im willing to improve if someone can help me to simply trace the backgrounds from konosuba we can taste it out illd like to start with that scene from book 2 were that guy is mocking kazuma saying that he holds the team down and kazuma gets pissed so if anyone can help with back grounds we can do something…before making our own original series of course..whose in….anyone

    • jaya78

      indeed my brah…

  • Kuro No Tensho

    “Kazuma-kun, I will leave my daughter to you. Please.”
    “Eh!?”
    Darkness was surprised by his sudden words.
    “No need, is this a punishment game?”
    “Eeh!!?”

    LOL

  • JuliusCV

    Amazing chapter, this was not the most funny but cant stop from grinning like mad all the chapter. Haha take that you ugly landlord! XD

    I hope Kazuma “buying” Darkness dont get lost as a one time joke and Darkness begin to “try her best to serve her master” or something like that, just for the lolz of it.

    Really, really, thanks for the chapter! keep the good work!

  • Aqua. XD

  • Omar

    Thax for the chapter. I can’t wait for the next one.

  • Atamahead027

    If only this was a VN. Then we would have a scene next

    • Deadpool

      not many will get that reference 😉

  • Tri Hidayat Nasuha

    2 Billion eris ???
    the topic of this vol 7 is Okusenman no Hanayome ( 億千万の花嫁 110 Millions Brides).
    what does it mean ?

    • Adventurer Kazuma

      I guess it’s a parody of something. The previous 6 volume’s title are parodying another novel or manga title

      • Celyn

        parody of Seto no Hanayome

    • crx07

      I don’t know. But 2 billion eris is the correct translation.
      This fanfic: “Take this, the debt Darkness owed you, two billion eris!”,
      In Japanese: “Ora, Darkness ga karita kane, sōgaku nijūoku eris!”
      So, nijūoku eris (二十億エリス) = 2 billion eris.

      • crx07

        After searching in the internet, I saw an English wiki named “omoide wa okkusenman”. In the wiki, okkusenman could mean “110 million” or “countless”. It could be a parody of a popular internet meme song. Check the wiki for more details.

        • Deadpool

          Or if we take it into context it could also mean The Priceless Bride’ or the ‘Billion Dollar Bride’. Japanese is quite liberal in its translations.

      • Tri Hidayat Nasuha

        Yea, in the previous chapter darkness said “your asset won’t be enough to clear the debt” so, it made sense if 2 billion eris. I’m not doubting sky’s translation, he already did a good job. I just wonder why the topic is so different with the story…

        • crx07

          110 million probably means “countless” in this context. So, it may mean “countless brides”, which makes more sense than “110 million brides” but I think it still doesn’t make sense.

    • Ratsu

      Okusenman is an exaggerated term that’s the equivalent of English-speakers saying ‘a bazillion’.

  • Kevin Schwarz

    Thanks for the fanfic. I think Megumin is truly truly the most awesome girl in the series. Seriously her confession to Kazuma, the way she, the youngest one, makes scumzuma fall in embarrassment and feel butterflies in his stomach is so cute! I hope there is a new arc focused on her sometime~

    • GitahMuttan

      I heard that the 9th volume will focus on her again.

      fingers crossed that something as epic as this (or more epic than this) will happen. She deserves it.

  • Justian Pujanto

    Well this konosuba. They always troll you

  • Borderline

    Hmmm…I guess his in debt again.

  • vand

    And thus we know where Darkness got her shy otome side from, therefore that other most prevalent side of her must definitely…

    Really wanna hear more about her mother now.

  • crx07

    That threatening letter from Megumin
    Maybe this will be their last stay in Axel

  • Guestanon

    I think novelupdate should not index this project. Nust to be on the safe side

  • GM_Rusaku

    ☆   ∧_∧
       (´・ω・`)
        /つ¶つ¶  Thanks!!
    (( (( / ̄ ̄ ̄\  Nepu!!
       |) ○ ○ ○ (|
     /″   ν..  \
    /________\
     ̄ \_\__/_/

  • Iamyourmaid

    2B Eris was all Aqua’s fault in the first place.

  • Random guy

    Thanks for the fanfic as always great work
    Still funny as always make me smile every time i read it
    also i kinda hope that Christ wound have some kind of role in this consider she is a good friend with darkness and all

  • Zer

    Thanks for the fanfic

  • cao

    So we now Know That little megumin is fully un lote w/trashzuma Boy and That algo includes lalatina-chan (sorry for bad english, keyboard on spanish With autocor) and the way kazuma Lands in and says: you Wanted the money? There you got it bitch.

    THAT VANIR GUY USING THIS CHANCE TO GET A BARGAIN XD, Tho I really like THIS GUY, probably one of the Bests in whole series

  • Jundo Latol Anaki

    now to find out the aftermath of there intervention.

  • Jili lili gili cili Cg

    Thanks for the chapter!!!

  • Deadpool

    Stop fooling you should think – Stop fooling around! you should think

    sit idly by – sit by idly

    “Actually, we have been receiving mails like this every day.” – “Actually, we have been receiving mail like this every day.”

    I opened it and browse through it… – I opened and browsed through it…

    Ah, please don’t tip me money – Ah, please don’t tip me

    dancing of a party, tricked, and dragged out.” – dancing of a party, got tricked, and dragged out.”

    I noticed that the curtain in that room is shaking from just now – I noticed that the curtain in that room has been shaking from just now

    The person I like, isn’t someone who would keep wallowing in depression! – The person I like isn’t someone who would keep wallowing in depression!

    He didn’t tally and continued: – He didn’t dally and continued:

    Many adventurers here to see the wedding surrounded them from a distance, watching intriguingly. – Many adventurers here to see the wedding surrounded them from a distance, watching with intrigue.

    Think about it if you want to rush at me.” – Think about that if you want to rush me.

    proclaim to be my rival – proclaims to be my rival

    The shockwave shattered the glasses – The shockwave shattered the glass

    everyone throw themselves – everyone threw themselves

    He was frailer – He was more frail

    Seemed like the treasure sword of the kingdom saw through my mind. – Seemed like the treasured sword of the kingdom saw through my mind.

    • Skythewood

      Thanks, updated.

  • UsagiHop

    Can’t wait to see this part be animated, since Konosuba season 2 has been greenlit and all. This’ll probably be the part at which season two ends, judging by the flow of season one.

    • wasabii

      First season only covered 2 volumes of the LN while cutting a lot of things out. At best 2nd season would end at volume 4 or 5.

      Also, I personally don’t want the anime to just rush it out like that destroyer fight in episode 10. So much awesomeness was trimmed off.

  • Tatsumi

    Things I learned from this Volume:

    When it comes to his companions, Kazuma is a great guy.

    Dust is…probably not someone one should be acquaintances with. Even more so than Kazuma and Co.

    Megumin, whether she likes Kazuma or not, is really good at messing with his feelings.

    Aqua can actually be useful, but only in the last sentences of a Volume.

    And the most important one of all: Aqua should do more weddings.

  • exia cruzalta

    Thanks for the chapter. Can i know where i can get the pdf? (For future reread)

  • Mugiwara

    Why it is become as if Kazuma never give them the money at the end?

  • Seinvolf

    Thank u always for ur great work…
    ^^…

    Ahahahahaha, this chap really roller coaster duh, make me LoL hard n serious through it…
    XD…

  • Seregosa

    “Do you, Darkness take this old man who is so fat that he is sweating oil, to be your wedded husband, in defiance of my wish as a goddess? Do you promise to love this old man, comfort this old man, honor and keep this old man in sickness and in health, safekeeping your virginity from this old man as long as you both shall live? You can’t do it right? Well then, I want to go home together with Darkness and eat the dishes made by Kazuma and drink all I want…”

    That was the best wedding speech I have ever seen. Seriously glorious. And a goddess was saying it as well, I have no complaints at all.

    • Seregosa

      as a side note, I freaking hope that in the upcoming chapters, the fat old man alderp will get tortured to death or at least executed for his crimes. Would leave a bad taste in my mouth if he actually got away with this or just got some random punishment, but I can sadly totally see that happen with the pace and nature of this novel, sigh… Can’t we just temporarily turn this into a mature novel and torture his ass to death?

      • Sole

        Ugh… it’s been overly mature for a while now… it’s turned into a total drama, honestly it’d be best if this part of the story just faded into obscurity without it having any kind of long lasting effect on the story, any kind of development would just seem like an extreme cop out. My only feelings towards this development have been much cringe, so annoying, so very boring, much poorly executed cliche…etc…

  • Pedro Stock

    it was a curse… lmfao
    darkness always has been my favorite character, after this volume I think she is my favorite character of all time surpassing Nathan Drake

  • Ismael Lisboa

    “Aqua who can’t read the mood”

    This phrase is all that’s needed to make me start laughing, seriously XD.

  • Sole

    What a horribly executed development from start to finish… I get that kazuma got too far(money-wise) too quick, so the money had to be lost somehow in order to move the story along but still… while this method wouldn’t have been bad, there were many other methods available and honestly it was just executed badly in it’s entirety…

    *Rant*
    Conflicts stemming from misunderstandings(darkness’s silence), a disliked character turning out to be a villain for no good reason(making him much worse than he should be for simply trying to force a marriage, in order to justify the MC’s), constantly not asking questions that they want to ask since it might lead to trouble in situations were they characteristically always ask anyway(since it would ruin the misunderstanding), unending brooding over what to do(despite having from the start never questioned what he would do), people trying to guilt the mc into doing what they want despite the mc not having done or doing anything wrong(it really was darkness’s decision respecting her will was a respectable choice too), victim that is resolved to pretend to not be a victim totally acts like a victim(to justify the mc, seriously this is just bad righting), the father(everything involving him throughout this development just reeked of bad writing)…

    Now that I think about it the only thing through out this entire development that wasn’t downright bad, was the segment about the guy who was spying on the girl he liked, though Kazuma kept being moody and acting like it was a bad way to act from his perspective, it just looked like a development created for Kazuma was played out with him as the supporting role in order to avoid character development… no matter which of the girl’s it was he would’ve probably done the same thing in the same manner normally going so far as to probably get the same result in the end too…

  • jaya78

    definitely turning to the expl- dark(ness) side

    this chapter and volume is the best “fic” ive ever read

  • Danis

    now MC back to become Poor
    Thanks For The Chapter 😀

  • Viela Guay

    “Really Kazuma, I knew you will do something even though you said you won’t… To think you came before I did.”

    Oh dear

  • PrivateSparky

    Dayum…. Go Kuzuma! Go Aqua-sama! Woohoo! Megumin and YunYun too!

  • Hujiba

    Whatever happened to Kazuma’s wonderful little sister?! Or the girl with the screws loose?! Or the beautiful goddess Eris? Don’t forsake them for this masochistic crusader! T^T